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| Soon to be the scourge of all manner of neighborhood cats (and other various and sundry small mammals including but not limited to groundhogs squirrels chipmunks dogs, birds, mail carriers, Jehova's witnesses, snakes, lizards, tumbleweeds, small children, large children, AND the elderly)
I have purchased:
A fully automatic airsoft gun! Sure, my parent's will eventually notice the meager $19.99 +S&H on their debit account, but by then IT WILL BE TOO LATE! TOO LATE FOR ANY OF YOU! For I! LOGAN CHET VanDANGERSON BROWN will have brought humanity to its KNEES WITH MY AWESOME ABILITY TO PROJECT TINY PLASTIC BALLS AT SPEEDS HIGH ENOUGH TO LEAVE TINY RED SPOTS ON HUMAN SKIN AND ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ANY POOR SOUL WHO GETS IN MY WAY!! FEAR NOW, FOR YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE A CHANCE TO LATER! I will laugh as you try to outrun my range of 40 or so feet, and guffaw at your pitiful attempt not to scream out "Dude, quit, that kinda stings." You have been warned!
THE END IS NOW!!! (or however long ground shipping from California takes.) BE PREPARED!
Important: Logan Chet VanDangerson Brown does not in any way promote the annoyance of small animals with plastic BBs. Doing so is wrong, and may result in bad karma, eternal damnation, herpes, or being murdered by PETA in your sleep. Thank you. (Mail carriers and children still fair game.) | | |
| Well, it's that time again. This little mind is headed to the big city. I actually need to leave here at about 4am, which is currently about 2 hours from now. Logan sleeping tonight? Doubtful. I want to get a lot of writing or drawing or something done while I'm there, just because the city puts me in a different state of mind. I don't exactly have any worries or troubles or even cares for that matter, but it's nice to know that if I did, I'd be leaving them behind when I got on the plane. A downside, however, is leaving behind my guitars, but I'm sure they'll get over it. It's a bittersweet feeling knowing every(thing/one)'ll be just fine if I just step out for a while. I'll be touching back down in TN just in time for summerschool. 8 to 5 four days a week; delicious. Well, it's packin' time. Hope to see you all when I get back. And I'm off. And we all go the same way Home. | | |
|  Sharp like cheddar.
Prom was a lot of fun. Thanks to Erika for being the best prom date EVER and Stix for renting the coolest limo EVER. Stevenson is finally playing again. We'll be at the Bridges Cafe in Elizibethton this Thursday night starting at 7:30, and at the Hibbert-Davis Coffee House across from Dobbens-Bennet High in Kingsport on Saturday the 28th. So great to be back at it again. Otherwise, nothing new. Talk at you later. | | |
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| So little to say, and so much time... I was all right until someone asked if I was all right. Taking the SAT Saturday at Dobyns Bennett, bright and early, and the ACT prom day. "We hate it when our friends become successful." -Morrissey Speaking of which, (and assuming he doesn't visit this site regularly) congratulations to Clark, who may well succeed where I have failed. Harvey Danger just released their entire third album for free from their website. That brought me up a couple notches. "Comedy is when you have to use your emergency chute. Tragedy is when I have to use my emergency chute." - Howard Gregory Started looking at colleges more seriously today. Really looking at the New England (RIT, Brown) area. I'd be a long way from home, but I'd be closer to Manhattan and the Crane sect. All my friends are gung-ho about shipping off, fed up with the high school lifestyle. Where the Hell have I been? I feel like highschool just started. My junior year is ending, and I feel no different than I did my freshman year. Sometimes it's unnerving to hear friends talking about how eager they are to leave here and go on to new and better things when I'm so damn happy right where I am. And if I'm so content with what they so strongly want move up from, maybe they're trying to move up from people like me, which is fairly disheartening. No one wants to hear that their friends want to leave. We're all growing older whether we want to or not, so I guess I just don't see why I should want to rush it. I just don't want to be left behind... Well, this has already gone way longer and more in-depth than planned, so I'm gonna call it quits. Thanks for reading. Fin. | | |
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